Three crusaders went to a bar

Hello once again!

It's been a while since my last post. I first thought that I would be a master writer and write to this blog all the time, it wasn't really like that... :/ Like June said, "epic fail @blog."

To help my guilt, I can tell you a story about 3 crusaders who went to a bar.

Story tells that,

there were three crusaders who were very thirsty after fighting in the endless swamps of game development and studying for a couple of weeks. They were so thirsty the had to go find an bottomless pit of beer. So they started walking. Thanks to Skype and Google Maps, they had found an oasis called Virgin. This place was told to have lots of girls and nice disco music, so the crusaders adventured forward. The walked for miles and miles from 7-11 and found nothing. They looked around corners and went to unforeseen alleys to find that oasis, but it was nowhere to be found. Teh crusaders got a bit frustrated. After scanning a horizon for a while, they saw a mechanical chariot and decided to ask the driver to take them to a bar. The chariot driver nodded his head and the crusaders sat in to the chariot.

After going to a wrong direction, the crusaders told the driver to turn right and look for a bar with lots of beer. The driver nodded. The crusaders were setting foot to a place where no man had set a foot before, and the driver suddenly asked: "Diskotek?". The crusaders were amazed, but after a little conversation between the heros, the leader of them said: "Yes." The foreign adventurers didn't know what was coming...

The chariot had been rolling for about 5 minutes and the crusaders saw their redemption: "Sitnee Club". Our heroes had been told that this place was full of beer and friendly maidens. So they told the chariot driver to stop here but he didn't listen. He insisted on going to a discotec, which was half an hour away. The crusaders got a bit anxious and the driver was telling that "11 PM, to discotec" and the crusaders said "Stop here, we can get off here", but the driver didn't listen at all. The master of crusaders (aka. Miikka) said "Thank you, we get off here, here's your 50 baht!" and the driver let us out of his captivity, and the crusaders had to pay 7 baht for their freedom (William Wallace would be jealous).

The crusaders saw the oasis called "Sitnee Club", but saw that there was no-one in! Their mighty leader told the otherr crusaders "We will enter, no matter what." There was a huge black metallic gate which was guarded by three golems. The golems said "You may enter, but don't forget to get the brand" but the leader of the crusaders was a bit suspicious and asked "Where do we pay?". They walked to the second golem and he branded their arms with unforeseen language. The story goes, that they entered with a maiden in white...

Crusaders clubbin'.

The maiden in white was deceitfully beautiful and signed them to follow her. Like a siren she made them follow her by her beauty, even though the crusaders were a bit cautious. She brought the heroes to a table and asked charmingly "Do you want a table?" The crusaders looked at each other and said: "No." In the background, there was a local Sum41 playing some college rock and all the other visitors were enchanted by their magical performance and they twisted and moved around infernally. The maiden in white asked: "Do you want something to drink?" Of course they would have something to drink, it was the reason they went to this place after all! A bottle of Leo (local beer) was given to each of the crusaders after a small understanding.

The crusaders drank their elixirs of life while refusing performance's catchiness. The temptation was intense, but they survived. After the performace of those hidious monsters, the master of ceremony put the record on full volume and when that Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull - On the Floor started pounding from the speakers, the mighty leader lost it. That's another story.

Beautiful hair styles of Jennifer Lopez.

After that magical experience, the crusaders throats were still a bit too dry, so they decided to move on to another bar, which was next to Sitnee Club. No man has ever come back to tell its name.

Instantly when the crusaders entered the bar, a hundred evil eyes were looking at them. The story doesn't tell was it because of their skin color, their way of speaking or what. Everywhere they moved, the "Eye" looked at them. The crusaders were so cautious that they didn't dare to sit down until a confirmation from the host. The crusaders feasted. They ordered a huge tower of beer, a bottle of Blend (don't really know what it was, it tasted like ass), and they were surrounded by beautiful girls (even though the girls weren't sitting in their table or even looking at them, but at least they were surrounded :D). After a tower, the mighty Dragon (aka police) came to the tavern. With it's blinking red lights and flashlight it stopped their party (once again). This time, there was no way going back. One of the crusaders was still thirsty, and he defiantly went to the host and asked, could he take the unfinished bottle of blend with him. The need of liquid was shining through his eyes and no one could say "no" to that. So they took the bottle and left to 7-11 and then to a taxi.

Btw. The leader of the crusaders was really happy when he found a Sofia Vergara look-a-like.Unfortunately, there was some weird chinese guy with her... :/

Sofia Vergara.

The crusaders found a chariot and went to their camp (thanks to their leader's ultimate skill in Thai, saying "Rangsit mhawithyalai" was enough!) There they found their long lost crusader mate, stuck in the webs of Skype and fap. The other crusaders pulled him out and told him to join the others to another bar. He agreed, and in an instant, they were on their way to the closest oasis they knew. There they ordered another tower of elixir of life and their life bars were almost full. If that wasn't enough, they smoked some apple skins and ate some french fries.

I guess that's the story. There's no huge epic climax or anything. They just went home and went to sleep.

I guess you guys need a nice picture for the end... Let's see... Something random... Ilari told me to google "random" and I found this:

The Master.

That's all folks.